So, your two friends love each other (and not even ironically!), and they’ve decided to get hitched in a manner that celebrates all their favorite things: each other, their friends, family, good music, solid food, homemade moonshine, Mason jars, pennant flags… wait a minute. If the wedding you’re at more resembles a disconcertingly perfect yard sale than a traditional nuptial, you may actually be at a hipster wedding. Blame Pinterest, blame Portland, blame plaid — whatever — Here is the 411 to figuring out whether you’re at a hipster wedding (so you can tell all your mainstream friends that you were way more into floral crowns and gooseberry cocktails before it became a “thing”).